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well sorry ive been isolated a long time 
(3 days ago)
Inept seems to be accepted as a social grace down here in the swamp...🤔
(2 days ago)
.. Hows The Day going for you ? 
Wed, 1-May-24 11:07 PM (11 days ago)
I am sending out a big thank you to everyone who has taken a stroll through my gallery. I thank you for your kind words and likes. I send you hugs or fist pumps. 
Thnaks for sharing, you have some beautiful artistic pictures in your gallery
(10 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Mon, 29-Apr-24 5:47 PM (13 days ago)
Heading to tattooed to honor a fallen friend. Fuck cancer! Hug your friends and tell them you love them.
Mon, 6-May-24 9:16 PM (6 days ago)
According to the NYTimes, you can train for sex: High intensity cardio,Kegels,hip stretches,core exercises (planks as foreplay),5 min. yoga daily. You're welcome. *breathes heavily
Thu, 2-May-24 7:21 AM (11 days ago)
Good morning all you sexy people! So we're currently sitting at 99,903 profile views. We'd like to do something to say thanks when we hit 100,000, so grab that screenshot if you are the one!
Risingmoonsunset's pic was a screenshot of our profile at 100,000 views and we had no problem with them using it.
(9 days ago)
Happy to see Risingmoonsunset's pic has been reinstated! 
(9 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Mon, 29-Apr-24 11:03 PM (13 days ago)
I have a bunch of boxes.. Each box has some hugs in there.. all kinds too.. Bear hugs, timed hugs, and some random ones. Yours for the taking.
*steals all the boxes
(13 days ago)
Best not underestimate SEB..She not kidding ! ....
(13 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Timed hugs? Like when I'm hugging a close friend and whether I want to or not, something moves between that makes me break the hug out of politeness?
(13 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Wed, 8-May-24 9:17 AM (5 days ago)
Trying to work from home but finding NN far to distracting today.....
Fri, 3-May-24 9:03 PM (9 days ago)
Barbie never gave me poor body image. She taught me you can’t reattach your head once it’s been removed from the body.
Verification pics are the hottest.......
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(9 days ago)
Fri, 3-May-24 2:51 PM (10 days ago)
it must be nice to be so proud of your cock that you feel the need to post 20 near identical pics of it several times a week.
gives impression of movement if you browse them quickly
(10 days ago)
when they're waiting for approval and I see a wall of cock, I just usually think "nope" and leave it for some other poor soul. It's so demotivating.
(8 days ago)
Mentor___01 likes this
Fri, 10-May-24 4:05 PM (3 days ago)
Caption: I must be crazy to post a nude photo with a face. I hope that my friends will never see me with my cunt spread" How anyone can read this BS and believe it is beyond me. 💩
Sun, 12-May-24 1:19 PM (1 day ago)
Want to give a shout out to all the moms on here. Most of you are the glue that holds the whole shit show together. Cheers! 🥂
Fri, 10-May-24 7:48 AM (3 days ago)
Anyone else judge the bedroom activities by the size of the wet spot?
Only if those bedroom activities involved a spilt drink. 😜
(3 days ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 8:09 PM (7 days ago)
Bought an English Cucumber at the store.They come wrapped in plastic here. I showed my Mrs. and said look its a vegidildo in a condom....sometimes (most of the times) she fails to appreciate my humor
Sat, 4-May-24 9:37 PM (8 days ago)
Never ceases to amaze me how often men here comment on women’s photos using the third person “her” as if the woman is just a passive subject, rather than the active poster of the photo.
I get tired of the captions obviously written by a man such as..."my man's thick cock" or "I love sucking my man", or the thousands of other variations. We know you're a dude, at least some of us do🤔
(6 days ago)
Fri, 3-May-24 12:48 PM (10 days ago)
Mmmm…. Watching people fucking gets me wet!! I love cumming while watching them fuck!!!!!!
Mon, 29-Apr-24 11:25 PM (13 days ago)
69K profile views. I don't know if I should feel special or dirty 🤣
Sat, 11-May-24 5:18 PM (1 day ago)
Didn't get to see the northern lights last night, but I did see a naked lady, swings and roundabouts
we are going to the beach barbequing, maybe see the lights tonight
(1 day ago)
Thu, 9-May-24 4:51 PM (4 days ago)
Who checks out the front page here.. either to check if you are on it.. or to see who to perv next?
nope i log in via status page
(3 days ago)
Me too Arti, and most of the time, I only view pics on my activity feed that is set to friends. That way I only view pics of people that want their pictures posted.......
(3 days ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 2:35 AM (7 days ago)
Thank you for liking my pics, but it would be nice if you would post a profile pic so I can see what you look like. Just sayin'.
they were udderly irresponsible i guess
(7 days ago)
Sat, 11-May-24 4:20 PM (2 days ago)
Laying in the backyard naked naked. The warm sun has my clit poking out of my pussy lips. It feel so good
Sat, 11-May-24 10:30 AM (2 days ago)
47... Wow! I don't feel the way I thought 47 would feel like, when I was younger..
Tue, 7-May-24 7:21 PM (5 days ago)
7 days back on NN today.....I may celebrate with a video upload.....
Tue, 7-May-24 5:08 PM (6 days ago)
Hot AF out here today. Can’t wait to get home to a cold beer and the pool. Did see a gator eat about a 10lb turtle this morning, that was cool!
Fri, 3-May-24 9:11 PM (9 days ago)
close to 800 pictures to go through. Coastal in the morning and then woodland in the afternoon, was a great day.
Thu, 2-May-24 3:59 PM (11 days ago)
Status: Well, there better be some chocolate, some bourbon, and some fuckin this weekend or someone is going to be CRANKY. Just saying.
hope ya pick up a good fuck
(10 days ago)
Wed, 1-May-24 3:54 PM (12 days ago)
Gary was devastated when his fiancée broke it off. Even more so when the surgeon said he couldn't sew it back on ☺️
Lorena Bobbitt still getting around then?
(11 days ago)
blast from the past name right there, Royal..
(11 days ago)
Wed, 1-May-24 2:12 PM (12 days ago)
To all men here, I wished it would be possible to answer on all comments on my pics. I would do it!
Totally understand. I bet you're flooded with comments!
(12 days ago)
MarilynMonroeFanCH likes this
All men here should be thanking you for posting all the pictures of your beautiful body!!! Thank you 🙏
(11 days ago)
MarilynMonroeFanCH likes this
Tue, 30-Apr-24 10:53 AM (13 days ago)
My wife is like a bottle of ketchup, she is sweet, she is delicious to eat and sometimes you need to turn her upside down and bang her on the kitchen counter.🤪
"Finally it has happened to me right in front of my face"
(13 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Mon, 13-May-24 10:58 AM (6 hours ago)
Delivery guy at the door because neighbors aren't home. It's hot so I was only in underwear, maybe it made his day a little better 
Sun, 12-May-24 8:17 PM (20 hours ago)
Find it amusing with friend requests from names such as “lovesbaldpussy”. I know, no rules without exceptions, but still amuses me.
Thankfully i chose a mature & descriptive name.
(10 hours ago)
All is good. It was just a fun observation 😆
(7 hours ago)
Fri, 10-May-24 5:46 PM (2 days ago)
So happy that it's FUCKIN' FRIDAY!!..........................
Thu, 9-May-24 3:43 PM (4 days ago)
Always fun staying in a hotel and finding new inspiration for photos… 😉
Mon, 6-May-24 12:15 AM (7 days ago)
Adele, not crazy crust but I thought of you while making pizza tonight. #foodporn 
Sat, 4-May-24 12:59 AM (9 days ago)
Well, my friends, the time has come...To raise the roof and have some fun....Throw away the work to be done ......Let the music play on....play on..........
play on...play on...play on....etc.
(9 days ago)
All night long, all night...All night, all night..All night long, all night.. All night, all night. All night long, all night.... All night, all night...All night long!
(9 days ago)
Fri, 3-May-24 12:16 AM (10 days ago)
Today I learned there are people out there making jewelry from sperm
Wed, 1-May-24 6:45 AM (12 days ago)
Who remembers EmilyAndNathan? They where around a couple of years ago...well Emily is back. EmilyRay
Ahh thanks for the welcome back Capt, and for encouraging it hahahha xx
(12 days ago)
